sexo é bom e eu gosto

Because of a few songs
Wherein I spoke of their mystery,
Women have been
Exceptionally kind
to my old age.
They make a secret place
In their busy lives
And they take me there.
They become naked
In their different ways
and they say,
'Look at me, Leonard
Look at me one last time.'
Then they bend over the bed
And cover me up
Like a baby that is shivering.

Leonard Cohen

modernices

Dei com isto: na Grã-Bretanha, uma nova versão da Bíblia - cuja linguagem pretende chegar a cristãos e não-cristãos - promove o sexo, mesmo fora do casamento. Além disso, alteraram-se os nomes, para que tivessem uma sonoridade mais moderna. É assim que São Pedro passa a chamar-se "Rocky" e Maria Madalena "Maggie". Vejam, por exemplo, a negação de Pedro, narrada por São Mateus: Versão autorizada: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest." Nova: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'"